All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I hate all girls vehemently.
We are two peas in an std pod
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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