So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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