Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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