is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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