yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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