So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
