Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I need a beard to bite.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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