Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
