in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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