Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he thought i was a dude.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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