We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This is my gift to your gina
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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