The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Dicks are not precious.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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