I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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