I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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