goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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