dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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