she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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