My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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