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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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