i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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