whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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