We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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