Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
