Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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