Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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