Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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