ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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