My hair reeks of homosexuality.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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