Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I deserve this hangover.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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