the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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