Too much gin, very little bucket
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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