big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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