ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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