we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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