so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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