I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I bet he comes in French.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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