i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Randomize
