Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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