I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
This toilet bowl is my home.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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