Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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