I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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