I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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