Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
try to milk me bitch
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