Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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