I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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