Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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