During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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