Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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