Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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