all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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