I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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