the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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