he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
don't judge my taste in strippers
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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