after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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