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• (818): View more from California

  Jake died.

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  WTF????????? That's how you tell me????

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  Oops typo. Jake cried.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.

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  BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.

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