After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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